De Cima

Very old and dirty, not recommended.

Photo of the lobby reception area Horrible, it's falling apart, old, and unmaintained. It looked like a public school, and there were thousands of other problems: cobwebs, the elevator doesn't work, the staff is terrible, and they don't care about the guests.

If you can avoid getting angry, avoid this terrible hotel. It's not even a 5-star hotel. The facilities are epically old. The elevator is an antique, a relic of the hotel. It doesn't work; you have to take the stairs, and the staff even mock you, telling you to stretch your legs. I saw a couple of slightly tipsy 60-year-old men struggling up the stairs, wet and in danger of falling. I also saw a young woman with a baby in her arms fall; thank God they weren't hurt. The rooms are super retro, with old beds, mattresses you'd find in the trash, and blood-stained pillowcases. They don't provide towels, let alone an iron. The doors literally open with a kick. I swear the curtains are from the 80s—imagine how old they are! You can't bring beer into the hotel, and there's no food service. If a towel gets sand in it by mistake, they charge you for it. The TV doesn't work, and the phone to reception doesn't work either. The beach is across the street. And they won't let you go upstairs if you have sand because the pipes are old and get clogged, so they send you to the showers and you go back upstairs wet. In the lobby, they have buckets where the water from the rooms is leaking. Well, there's absolutely nothing redeemable about this hotel. We didn't choose it; it was part of a bus tour we paid for, and it was included. Seriously, avoid staying at this place; it should be a cheap motel.