Introduction

Immerse yourself in the enchanting streets of San Francisco with "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour." This unique tour offers an unforgettable experience, guided by Clyde Always, the city's most hilarious, imaginative, and exciting storyteller. As a professional storyteller with a decade-long residency in the City by the Bay, Clyde Always will take you on a journey filled with original folklore and fairytales, where witches and wise men, hobos and hipster-emperors come to life. Brace yourself for a tour like no other, where imagination knows no bounds.

What to expect?

During this 120-minute tour, you can expect to explore three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro, and the Duboce Triangle. Along the way, you'll discover the best eateries, parks, shops, street art, landmarks, and architectural wonders that San Francisco has to offer. Delve into the city like a local, gaining insider knowledge that will make your experience truly immersive. Prepare to have your mind stretched as you sort fact from fiction, as some of the information presented will be highly unbelievable. This tour promises to entertain, enliven, and uplift, leaving you with memories that will last a lifetime.

Who is this for?

The "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" is designed for adventurous souls and seekers of unique experiences. Whether you're a local looking to see your city through a new lens or a visitor craving an unconventional journey, this tour is perfect for you. Embrace your imagination and join the tour to discover the magic and quirks of San Francisco's neighborhoods. Please note that this tour is not suitable for young children due to profanity and occasional nudity encountered along the way.

Why book this?

This tour stands out from the rest with its captivating storytelling and offbeat perspective. With Clyde Always as your guide, you can expect lively narratives, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Unlike traditional tours, "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" offers a refreshing experience that combines entertainment, history, and local insights. Indulge in the rich culture, diversity, and captivating tales woven into the fabric of San Francisco. By booking this tour, you'll gain a deeper understanding and appreciation for the city's hidden gems and eccentricities, making your visit truly memorable.

Good to know

This tour spans a leisurely 2.2-mile walk (3.5 km) through the city's neighborhoods, with no hills to tackle along the way. There is one public restroom available for use during the tour. While the tour embraces a touch of the fantastical, please note that only approximately 51% of the information provided can be verified as fact. Allow yourself to be swept away by the enthralling stories, allowing your imagination to roam freely. Please be aware that this tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug references, and occasional nudity, contributing to its unique and unconventional charm. Remember to bring an open mind and a sense of humor as you embark on this extraordinary adventure.

Reviews

Travelers who have experienced "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" rave about the incredible entertainment and knowledge they gained. Many reviewers praised Clyde Always' storytelling abilities and appreciated the tour's fresh perspective on the city. Guests were delighted by the mix of history, folklore, and humor that made the tour both educational and thoroughly enjoyable. The unique blend of unexpected tales and insider recommendations left visitors feeling like they experienced a truly immersive and authentic side of San Francisco. Don't miss out on this captivating adventure that will leave you entertained, enlightened, and uplifted, ready to share your own stories of the City by the Bay.