Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

San Francisco, US
100% of travellers recommend this
Excellent (89 reviews)

Highlights

Meeting Point

Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.

Meeting point

2101 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114 , United States

End point

End Point

This is only a block away from the starting point.

Meeting point

99 Sanchez St, San Francisco, CA 94114 , United States

End point

What to expect

1

Mission Dolores

After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain

Duration 5 minutes
2

Mission Dolores Park

On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.

Duration 5 minutes
3

Harvey Milk Plaza

Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).

Duration 5 minutes
4

Corona Heights

Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.

Duration 5 minutes
5

Duboce Triangle

Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.

Duration 5 minutes

The experience can be subject to change due to bad weather or unforseen circumstances. We always endeavour to give you the best possible experience.

Additional Information

  • Additional information
    Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
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    Service animals allowed
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    Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Additional information
    Participants should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
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What our experts say

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    Stop by Hot Cookie for unique treats.
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    Check out the street art in the Mission.
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    Bring a light jacket; it can get breezy.
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    Visit nearby Dolores Park for a picnic.
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    Try to spot the colorful murals!

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