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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

San Francisco, US
100% of travellers recommend this
Excellent (93 reviews)
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    Highlights

    • Duration 2 hours
    • Explore 3 neighborhoods
    • Professional storyteller guide
    • Walk 2.2 miles, flat route
    • Includes local insights

    Join us on the surreal San Francisco tour and embark on an unforgettable adventure through the city's most fascinating neighborhoods. With Clyde Always, master storyteller and poet, as your guide, get ready for an experience like no other. Immerse yourself in folklore and fairytales, and let your imagination soar as you explore the Mission, the Castro, and the Duboce Triangle. Discover hidden gems, from the best eateries to stunning street art, and gain insider knowledge from a local. But beware, not everything you hear will be believable! This tour is guaranteed to entertain, enliven, and uplift, leaving you with memories you'll cherish forever. So put on your walking shoes, leave the hills behind, and join us on this captivating journey through the surreal side of San Francisco!

    At a Glance

    • Free cancellation
    • 2 hours
    • Instant Confirmation
    • Available in English
    • Mobile voucher
    • Small Group tour
    • Guided
    • Adults only

    Featured Reviews

    Excellent (93 reviews)
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    Geri_E
    Aug 24
    Both my partner and I know pockets of San Francisco over our decades of experience visiting friends and family. Regardless, we learned new things, hit places we've never seen, and Clyde delivered it in the most entertaining way. To start, sadly for Clyde, we got a 'couple's only tour," as no one else signed up - and others missed out on a fun time. We started at Verve Coffee Roasters at Church and Market, and Clyde asked if we knew this was a walking tour - to which we nodded as it's in the TITLE of all things (some don't read that...), explained what we were about to experience was indeed a true, fantastical, and fun account of time in the city. I'll not steal any of his thunder, as he is an amazing storyteller, a brilliant historian, and great graphic artist - all combined into one. The best part of the trip though is that it's interactive -and as a participant, you get to be a part of the tale. You'll be enraptured within seconds, and Clyde will traverse the gentlest of hills (for those used to flat ground - it's still steep at times, but in San Francisco, trust me, he's selected the easiest of streets to reach the destinations and points of interest). There are several stops, and the pace is based on you - he'll go faster if you want, and slow down when you need. When you reach points of interest, there's trivia, and opportunity to play along. He's the most gracious of hosts, as when he'd hit us with a zinger, I would high-joke him a few times, get a look of "really?" and then he'd just laugh. I can only think we got away with this as often as we did because there were only two of us, but then again, it's also in Clyde's excellent nature. Each place he will take you is a slice of life in the city, all with rich history, some amazing without the tales, others sad and just insightful. Nonetheless, even in the low notes, Clyde will pick your spirits up immediately with a fun tale great for young and old. Take the tour; you'll recognize it's some of the best two hours you've spent in the city.
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    D5077IPfionar
    Aug 24
    We had a fantastic tour with Clyde. He was full of information and fun. I loved his poems and stories and we smiled and laughed the whole time. We saw bits of San Fransisco we wouldn't otherwise have visited and we highly recommend spending some time with Clyde!
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    Cherie_G
    Jul 24
    A fun walk around the Mission and Castro. Lots of laughs, great group of locals and visitors. Really enjoyed the tour.
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    yuehuiw2017
    Jul 24
    Once upon a time, there was a story-teller Clyde. He showed us around Mission. It started from a Muni station. He told us San Fran tales, making us laugh--he never fails! Cartoons of characters he drew, and suspension in the stories brew! It is the best tour under the sun. You see we are infected by its fun! If you see this review's appeal. Go book the Surreal Tour for real! Thank you, Clyde!
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    Danielle_M
    Jul 24
    Fun, fun, fun!!! Clyde is quite a character! Very approachable and funny! I highly recommend this tour!
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    Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

    Discover San Francisco's surreal tales and folklore with a local storyteller on this entertaining 2-hour walking tour through iconic neighborhoods.

    Included

    • inclusion
      A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way

    Excluded

    • exclusion
      Bottled water

    Meeting Point

    Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.

    Meeting point

    2101 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114 , United States

    End point

    End Point

    This is only a block away from the starting point.

    Meeting point

    99 Sanchez St, San Francisco, CA 94114 , United States

    End point

    What to expect

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    Mission Dolores

    After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain

    Duration 5 minutes
    2

    Mission Dolores Park

    On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.

    Duration 5 minutes
    3

    Harvey Milk Plaza

    Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).

    Duration 5 minutes
    4

    Corona Heights

    Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.

    Duration 5 minutes
    5

    Duboce Triangle

    Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.

    Duration 5 minutes

    The experience can be subject to change due to bad weather or unforseen circumstances. We always endeavour to give you the best possible experience.

    Additional Information

    • Additional information
      Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
    • Additional information
      Service animals allowed
    • Additional information
      Public transportation options are available nearby
    • Additional information
      Participants should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
    Provided by Clyde Always

    What our experts say

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      Stop by Hot Cookie for unique treats.
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      Check out the street art in the Mission.
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      Bring a light jacket; it can get breezy.
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      Visit nearby Dolores Park for a picnic.
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      Try to spot the colorful murals!

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    More About this Experience

    Introduction

    Immerse yourself in the enchanting streets of San Francisco with "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour." This unique tour offers an unforgettable experience, guided by Clyde Always, the city's most hilarious, imaginative, and exciting storyteller. As a professional storyteller with a decade-long residency in the City by the Bay, Clyde Always will take you on a journey filled with original folklore and fairytales, where witches and wise men, hobos and hipster-emperors come to life. Brace yourself for a tour like no other, where imagination knows no bounds.

    What to expect?

    During this 120-minute tour, you can expect to explore three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro, and the Duboce Triangle. Along the way, you'll discover the best eateries, parks, shops, street art, landmarks, and architectural wonders that San Francisco has to offer. Delve into the city like a local, gaining insider knowledge that will make your experience truly immersive. Prepare to have your mind stretched as you sort fact from fiction, as some of the information presented will be highly unbelievable. This tour promises to entertain, enliven, and uplift, leaving you with memories that will last a lifetime.

    Who is this for?

    The "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" is designed for adventurous souls and seekers of unique experiences. Whether you're a local looking to see your city through a new lens or a visitor craving an unconventional journey, this tour is perfect for you. Embrace your imagination and join the tour to discover the magic and quirks of San Francisco's neighborhoods. Please note that this tour is not suitable for young children due to profanity and occasional nudity encountered along the way.

    Why book this?

    This tour stands out from the rest with its captivating storytelling and offbeat perspective. With Clyde Always as your guide, you can expect lively narratives, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Unlike traditional tours, "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" offers a refreshing experience that combines entertainment, history, and local insights. Indulge in the rich culture, diversity, and captivating tales woven into the fabric of San Francisco. By booking this tour, you'll gain a deeper understanding and appreciation for the city's hidden gems and eccentricities, making your visit truly memorable.

    Good to know

    This tour spans a leisurely 2.2-mile walk (3.5 km) through the city's neighborhoods, with no hills to tackle along the way. There is one public restroom available for use during the tour. While the tour embraces a touch of the fantastical, please note that only approximately 51% of the information provided can be verified as fact. Allow yourself to be swept away by the enthralling stories, allowing your imagination to roam freely. Please be aware that this tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug references, and occasional nudity, contributing to its unique and unconventional charm. Remember to bring an open mind and a sense of humor as you embark on this extraordinary adventure.

    Reviews

    Travelers who have experienced "Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour" rave about the incredible entertainment and knowledge they gained. Many reviewers praised Clyde Always' storytelling abilities and appreciated the tour's fresh perspective on the city. Guests were delighted by the mix of history, folklore, and humor that made the tour both educational and thoroughly enjoyable. The unique blend of unexpected tales and insider recommendations left visitors feeling like they experienced a truly immersive and authentic side of San Francisco. Don't miss out on this captivating adventure that will leave you entertained, enlightened, and uplifted, ready to share your own stories of the City by the Bay.

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