French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs

New Orleans, US
100% of travellers recommend this
Excellent (29 reviews)

Included

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    None of the places we go to require a fee.

Excluded

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    Soda-pop
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    Bottled water

Meeting Point

We meet at Jackson Square across from the St. Louis Cathedral. The meeting place photo is posted, so you can find the spot. I will be wearing a jester hat.

Meeting point

615 Pere Antoine Alley, New Orleans, LA 70116 , United States

End point

End Point

The tour finishes at the old Ursuline Convent where supposedly they have vampire brides locked up on the third floor.

Meeting point

1112 Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70116 , United States

End point

What to expect

1

Jackson Square

We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.

Duration 10 minutes
2

St. Louis Cathedral

We will walk down Pirate's Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.

Duration 5 minutes
3

Boutique du Vampyre

We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!

Duration 10 minutes
4

Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar

Haunted Bathroom/Bar Break

Duration 10 minutes
5

Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar

Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US

Duration 15 minutes
6

Old Ursuline Convent Museum

Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.

Duration 10 minutes

The experience can be subject to change due to bad weather or unforseen circumstances. We always endeavour to give you the best possible experience.

Additional Information

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    Wheelchair accessible
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    Service animals allowed
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    Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Provided by Travel Learn Laugh Tours

What our experts say

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    Grab a drink at Lafitte's after the tour.
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    Check out local eateries near Jackson Square.
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    Visit the nearby Voodoo Museum for more lore.
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    Consider a ghost tour for a different vibe.
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    Dress comfortably for walking and fun!

More About this Experience

Introduction

Join the hilarious stand-up comedian and actor on the French Quarter Dark History Comedy Walking Tour. Known for her appearances on Better Call Saul and Grey's Anatomy, she combines her passion for performing with a deep fascination for macabre tales. This tour is not your average historical experience; it's a highly entertaining adventure that will leave you laughing and intrigued by the dark side of New Orleans.

What to expect?

Prepare for a 90 to 120-minute journey through the enchanting streets of the French Quarter, exploring the haunted secrets and hidden history of this iconic neighborhood. Along the way, you'll visit famous landmarks such as Jackson Square and the St. Louis Cathedral, hearing captivating stories about why New Orleans is known as the city of the dead. Discover the infamous pirate, Jean Laffite, as you stroll down Pirate's Alley, and dive into the mysterious world of vampires with a visit to the secret vampire speakeasy and the vampire store.

Who is this for?

This tour is perfect for anyone seeking a unique blend of laughter, history, and the supernatural. Whether you're a local resident wanting to uncover the darker side of your city or a curious traveler eager to delve into New Orleans' enigmatic past, this experience is designed to captivate and entertain. All ages and backgrounds are welcome, so gather your friends, bring your family, or come solo – this tour promises an unforgettable adventure for everyone.

Why book this?

Brimming with charisma and wit, the tour guide's engaging personality is reminiscent of the popular show "Drunk History," but without the drunkenness. With every step, she seamlessly weaves together hilarious anecdotes and spine-chilling tales, making learning about history an absolute delight. As you immerse yourself in the ambiance of haunted bars, apartments, and the world-renowned Lalaurie Mansion, you'll appreciate how this unique tour combines entertainment with education, leaving you both enlightened and thoroughly entertained.

Good to know

During the tour, you'll enjoy a well-deserved break at MRBs, a haunted bar that used to be a brothel. Grab a refreshing drink and soak in the supernatural atmosphere, just like the locals do. Remember to be respectful of others while indulging in a spirited libation. Additionally, please note that the route may vary depending on weather conditions or special events, ensuring that each tour remains fresh and exciting.

Reviews

Past participants of this tour have enthusiastically shared their experiences. They praise the guide's ability to entertain and educate simultaneously, making history come alive in a way that's rarely seen. Guests consistently rave about the combination of hilarity and haunted tales, with many expressing their gratitude for such an unforgettable evening. If you're looking to explore the dark side of New Orleans while laughing your way through its haunted streets, this tour is an absolute must-do. Book now and get ready for an exhilarating adventure that will leave you wanting more.

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