The Dirty Day Tour

Alexandria, GB
100% of travellers recommend this
Excellent (16 reviews)

Included

  • inclusion
    In-vehicle air conditioning
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    Bad ass guiding and commentary

Excluded

  • exclusion
    Entrance to historic sites and attractions
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    Food + drink
  • exclusion
    Gratuities
  • exclusion
    Souvenirs and other personal expenses

Pickup

Check if pick-up is available from your location, you will select during checkout (providers may allow other pickup locations)

Pickup Location
100 Princes Street Edinburgh
24 Royal Terrace
ABode Glasgow
AC Hotel Glasgow
Alexander Thomson Hotel
Apex City of Edinburgh Hotel
Apex City of Glasgow Hotel
Apex Grassmarket Hotel
Apex Waterloo Place Hotel
Artto Hotel
Babbity Bowster
Ballantrae Albany Hotel
Ballantrae Hotel
BrewDog Doghouse Edinburgh
Cairn Hotel Edinburgh
Carlton George Hotel
Cheval Old Town Chambers
Cheval The Edinburgh Grand
CitizenM Glasgow
City Centre Royal View Apartments
City Lodgers - 8 Roxburgh
Clayton Hotel Glasgow
Courtyard Edinburgh
Dakota Hotel Glasgow
Doubletree By Hilton Glasgow Central
Easyhotel Glasgow City Centre
Edinburgh City Centre (York Place/St James Quarter) Hotel
Edinburgh Conference Centre
Edinburgh Marriott Hotel Holyrood
Fraser Suites Edinburgh
Fraser Suites Glasgow
Frederick House Hotel
Glasgow Loft Apartments
Gleneagles Townhouse
Grasshoppers Hotel Glasgow
Grassmarket Hotel
Halcyon Hotel
Hampton by Hilton Glasgow Central
Hilton Edinburgh Carlton
Holiday Inn Express Edinburgh - Royal Mile, an IHG hotel
Holiday Inn Express Edinburgh City Centre, an IHG Hotel
Holiday Inn Express Glasgow - City Ctr Riverside, an IHG hotel
Holiday Inn Express Glasgow - City Ctr Theatreland, an IHG hotel
Holiday Inn Glasgow - City Ctr Theatreland, an IHG hotel
Holyrood Aparthotel
Hotel Du Vin & Bistro
Hotel Indigo Edinburgh - Princes Street, an IHG Hotel
Hotel Indigo Edinburgh, an IHG Hotel
Hotel Indigo Glasgow, an IHG Hotel
House Of Gods
House Of Gods
House of Gods Hotel
hub by Premier Inn Edinburgh City Centre (Rose Street) hotel
hub by Premier Inn Edinburgh Royal Mile hotel
ibis Edinburgh Centre Royal Mile - Hunter Square
Ibis Edinburgh Centre South Bridge
ibis Glasgow City Centre - Sauchiehall St.
ibis Styles Edinburgh St Andrew Square
ibis Styles Glasgow Central
Ibis Styles Glasgow Centre George Square
InterContinental Edinburgh the George, an IHG hotel
Kimpton Blythswood Square Hotel & Spa, An Ihg Hotel
KM Hotel And Apartments
Le Monde Hotel Edinburgh
Leonardo Royal Hotel Edinburgh
Leonardo Royal Hotel Glasgow
Maldron Hotel Glasgow
Malmaison Edinburgh City
Malmaison Glasgow
Market Street Hotel
Merchant City Inn
Mercure Glasgow City Hotel
Millennium Hotel Glasgow
Motel One Edinburgh-Princes
Motel One Edinburgh-Royal
Motel One Glasgow
Mount Royal Hotel Edinburgh By The Unlimited Collection
Moxy Glasgow Merchant City
Newton Hotel
No. 11 Boutique Hotel
Novotel Glasgow Centre Hotel
Parliament House Hotel
Playfair House Hotel
Pocotel Glasgow
Point A Hotel
Point A Hotel Glasgow
Premier Inn Edinburgh City Centre (Waverley) hotel
Premier Inn Edinburgh City Centre Royal Mile Hotel
Premier Inn Glasgow City Centre (Argyle Street) Hotel
Premier Inn Glasgow City Centre (George Square) hotel
Premier Inn Glasgow City Centre (St Enoch Square) Hotel
Premier Inn Glasgow City Centre Buchanan Galleries Hotel
Premier Inn Waverley
Rab Ha's Hotel
Rabble Rooms
Radisson Blu Hotel, Edinburgh City Centre
Radisson Blu Hotel, Glasgow
Radisson Collection Hotel, Royal Mile Edinburgh
Rennie Mackintosh Station Hotel
RIGH Residences - George Street
Roomzzz Aparthotels Edinburgh
Sandman Signature Glasgow Hotel
St. Enoch Hotel
Stay Central Hotel
Ten Hill Place Hotel
The Abbey Hotel
The Address Glasgow
The Balmoral Hotel
The Brunswick Hotel
The Glasshouse, Autograph Collection
The Howard, An Ascend Hotel Collection Member
The Inn on the Mile
The Inn Place
The Old Waverley Hotel
The Pipers' Tryst Hotel
The Place Hotel
The Royal Scots Club
The Scotsman Hotel
The Social Hub Glasgow
The Witchery
The Z Hotel Glasgow
Travelodge Edinburgh Central
Travelodge Edinburgh Central Queen Street
Travelodge Edinburgh Central Rose Street
Travelodge Edinburgh Central Waterloo Place
Travelodge Glasgow Central
Travelodge Glasgow Queen Street Hotel
Virgin Hotels Edinburgh
Virgin Hotels Glasgow
voco Edinburgh - Royal Terrace, an IHG hotel
Voco Grand Central Glasgow, An Ihg Hotel
W Edinburgh
Wilde Aparthotels, Edinburgh, Grassmarket
Yotel Glasgow
We will pick your group up from your hotel, airport, train station or anywhere else that we can pre arrange

What to expect

1
Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park

A large body of water and pretty scenery lol

Duration 45 minutes
2
Callander

Stop in this cute little village to wander the streets and get some food.

Duration 45 minutes
3

Kilmahog

Meet and greet with a hairy coo …. This is like a giant dog … you can take photos with him and feed him (no mars bars or fish and chips… only the cow food provided)

Duration 20 minutes
4
Doune Castle

Photo stop to see the castle (this is a photo stop you do not go inside the castle)

Duration 20 minutes
Admission Admission Not Included
5
National Wallace Monument

Climb up the hill (or ride the shuttle bus) to see the monument and get views of Stirling. (This does not include going inside the monument)

Duration 60 minutes
Admission Admission Not Included

The experience can be subject to change due to bad weather or unforseen circumstances. We always endeavour to give you the best possible experience.

Additional Information

  • Additional information
    Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Additional information
    Service animals allowed
  • Additional information
    Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Provided by Dirty Daves

What our experts say

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    Grab a bite at a local café in Callander.
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    Visit a nearby pub for a drink after the tour.
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    Bring a camera for stunning scenic views.
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    Wear comfortable shoes for walking.
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    Try to sit near the front for best views.

More About this Experience

Introduction

Welcome to The Dirty Day Tour, a small group tour catered exclusively for adults in Scotland. Get ready for a day filled with adventure, laughter, and stories that you won't find on any other tour.

What to expect?

Embark on a journey with Dave, your guide for the day, who will take you on a wild ride through Scotland's most unique and colorful spots. This tour is not for the faint of heart, as it promises to be a day filled with surprises, humor, and a touch of R-18 content. Expect an unconventional experience that will leave you with memories to last a lifetime.

Who is this for?

This tour is perfect for adults looking for a one-of-a-kind adventure in Scotland. If you want to explore the country in a small group setting without the distraction of children, then The Dirty Day Tour is tailor-made for you. Whether you're a solo traveler, a couple, or a group of friends, this tour is sure to entertain and delight.

Why book this?

The Dirty Day Tour stands out from the rest with its bold and unapologetic approach to exploring Scotland. Dave's unique guiding style and offbeat commentary will keep you entertained from start to finish. This tour offers a chance to see Scotland in a whole new light, uncovering hidden gems and local secrets along the way. If you're looking for a day filled with laughter, adventure, and a touch of the unexpected, then booking this tour is a no-brainer.

Good to know

As you join Dave on this adventure, be prepared for a day of surprises and laughter. The tour includes air-conditioned transportation and bad-ass guiding, ensuring a comfortable and entertaining experience. Please note that gratuities, food and drink, entrance fees to attractions, and personal expenses are not included in the tour price. Make sure to pack your sense of humor and an open mind for a day you won't soon forget.

Reviews

Travelers who have experienced The Dirty Day Tour rave about the unique and colorful experience it offers. From the hilarious commentary to the unexpected twists and turns, this tour is unlike any other in Scotland. Guests commend Dave's storytelling skills and the offbeat itinerary that showcases the best of the country in a whole new light. If you're looking for a day tour that is anything but ordinary, The Dirty Day Tour is a must-book experience.

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