The Serene Waters of Current River

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Long before European settlers arrived, the land around Current River was inhabited by Native American tribes, including the Osage and the Missouria. These tribes used the river for transportation, fishing, and as a source of fresh water. Evidence of their presence can still be found in artifacts and ancient mounds scattered throughout the region.

The first Europeans to explore the Current River were French trappers and traders in the late 17th century. They named the river 'La Rivière Courante' due to its swift current. The French influence is still evident in some of the place names and cultural remnants in the area.

In the 1830s, the infamous Trail of Tears passed near the Current River as thousands of Native Americans were forcibly relocated from their ancestral lands to areas west of the Mississippi River. This tragic event left a lasting impact on the region and is commemorated by historical markers.

During the American Civil War, the Current River area saw its share of skirmishes and guerrilla warfare. Both Union and Confederate forces traversed the region, and the river served as a strategic point for movement and supply. The town of Van Buren, located on the river, was a notable site during these conflicts.

In 1964, the Current River became part of the Ozark National Scenic Riverways, the first national park area to protect a river system. This designation helped preserve the natural beauty and cultural heritage of the river, making it a popular destination for outdoor enthusiasts and history buffs alike.

The communities along the Current River celebrate their rich history and culture through various festivals and events. These include the annual Current River Heritage Days, which feature traditional crafts, music, and storytelling that highlight the unique heritage of the region.

Current River is located in the Ozarks of southeastern Missouri. The nearest major airport is Lambert-St. Louis International Airport, approximately 150 miles north. From St. Louis, you can rent a car and drive to the area, which takes around 3 hours. Alternatively, you can take a bus to Poplar Bluff, which is about 50 miles from Current River, and then rent a car or arrange for local transportation.

Once at Current River, the most convenient way to explore the area is by car. Car rentals are available in nearby towns like Poplar Bluff. For those who prefer not to drive, local shuttle services and guided tours are available, especially for popular activities like kayaking and tubing. Biking is also a popular way to get around, with many trails catering to cyclists.

The official currency is the United States Dollar (USD). Credit and debit cards are widely accepted in most restaurants, shops, and lodging facilities around Current River. However, it's advisable to carry some cash, especially if you plan to visit more remote areas or engage in activities like camping or visiting local markets. ATMs are available in nearby towns.

Current River is generally a safe destination for tourists. However, standard travel precautions should be taken. Avoid isolated areas at night and keep personal belongings secure. There have been occasional reports of petty theft, so stay vigilant, especially in crowded areas. It’s always a good idea to inform someone of your itinerary if you plan to venture into the more remote parts of the river.

In case of emergency, dial 911 for immediate assistance. For non-urgent medical issues, there are clinics and hospitals in nearby towns such as Poplar Bluff and Van Buren. It's advisable to have travel insurance that covers medical emergencies. For minor health issues, pharmacies are available in these towns where you can purchase over-the-counter medications.

Fashion: Do wear comfortable, weather-appropriate clothing. Hiking boots and water shoes are recommended for outdoor activities. Don't wear overly revealing clothing. Religion: Do respect local religious sites and traditions, although the area is predominantly secular. Public Transport: Do plan your transport ahead, as options are limited. Don't rely solely on public transport for remote areas. Greetings: Do greet locals politely; a simple 'hello' is sufficient. Don't be overly familiar with strangers. Eating & Drinking: Do try local dishes and enjoy the regional cuisine. Don't litter; always use designated trash bins.

To experience Current River like a local, consider visiting in the off-season to avoid crowds. Engage with local outfitters for the best kayaking and tubing spots away from the main tourist areas. Visit Alley Spring and Mill, a picturesque spot that is popular among locals. Don’t miss the Blue Spring, one of the deepest springs in the United States, for a unique natural experience.