Bird How: Remote Lake District Cottage Retreat in Eskdale Valley
A remote, rustic Lake District cottage offering peaceful off-grid retreat and prime access to challenging hiking routes in Eskdale Valley.
Bird How is a charming, rustic National Trust holiday cottage nestled in the remote Eskdale Valley of the Lake District. This peaceful retreat offers a unique off-grid experience with no TV or phone signal, perfect for disconnecting from everyday life. Surrounded by dramatic fells and rivers, it serves as an ideal base for serious walkers and hikers eager to explore challenging routes including the nearby Hardknott Pass and Scafell Pike. The cottage’s woodburner and tranquil setting make it a cozy haven after outdoor adventures.
A brief summary to Bird How
- Holmrook, CA19 1TH, GB
- +443448002070
- Visit website
- Duration: 1 to 3 hours
- Mid ranged
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Outdoor
- Mobile reception: 1 out of 5
Local tips
- Prepare for limited mobile and internet reception—this is an off-grid experience with no TV or phone signal.
- Access the cottage via a rough farm track; low-slung and rear-wheel-drive vehicles may struggle when fully loaded.
- Bring sturdy walking boots to explore nearby trails like Hardknott Pass and routes to Scafell Pike.
- Enjoy cozy evenings by the woodburner after a day of hiking in the dramatic Lake District fells.
For the on-the-go comforts that matter to you
- Parking
- Seating Areas
- Information Boards
Getting There
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Car
Travel by car from nearby towns such as Gosforth or Eskdale Green, allowing 30 to 45 minutes depending on starting point. Note that the final approach involves a rough farm track unsuitable for low-slung or rear-wheel-drive vehicles when fully loaded. Parking is available outside the gate. Fuel costs vary but expect approximately £5–£10 for local journeys.
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Bus and Taxi
Use local bus services to Gosforth or Eskdale Green, with travel times from larger hubs like Whitehaven or Barrow-in-Furness ranging from 1 to 2 hours. From the bus stop, a taxi or local private hire can cover the remaining 5–8 km on rural roads and farm tracks in about 15–20 minutes. Taxi fares typically range from £15 to £25.
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Walking
For adventurous walkers, Bird How is accessible from nearby villages via footpaths and trails. Expect a 1.5 to 3-hour hike over varied terrain, including steep sections and uneven paths. Suitable for experienced hikers with good fitness levels and proper footwear.
Bird How location weather suitability
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Any Weather
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Rain / Wet Weather
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Clear Skies
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Cold Weather
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Mild Temperatures
Discover more about Bird How
A Secluded Escape in the Heart of the Lake District
Bird How is a distinctive, dolls-house-like stone cottage perched on a fellside in the Eskdale Valley, Cumbria. Its remote location, accessible only via a rough farm track, offers visitors a rare chance to truly disconnect. With no television or phone signal, and limited electricity, this former cow barn provides a peaceful sanctuary where guests can immerse themselves in the simplicity and beauty of nature. The cottage’s woodburner adds warmth and charm, inviting relaxation after a day spent exploring the rugged landscape.Ideal Base for Outdoor Enthusiasts
Positioned in one of the less-traveled parts of the Lake District National Park, Bird How is an excellent base for serious walkers and hikers. From the doorstep, guests can tackle challenging routes such as the steep Hardknott Pass—known as the steepest road in England—and explore the nearby Roman Fort. For those with ambitions to summit Scafell Pike, England’s highest peak, Bird How offers access to a lesser-known route starting right outside the cottage. The surrounding fells and valleys provide endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.Rustic Comforts and Unique Features
Despite its remote setting, Bird How provides essential comforts including electric wall heating and a designated parking space outside the gate. However, its small size means it lacks the usual cottage inventory and modern entertainment amenities. This simplicity is part of its appeal, encouraging guests to embrace the natural environment and the slower pace of rural life. The cottage’s traditional stone construction and rustic furnishings blend harmoniously with the wild surroundings.Natural Beauty and Wildlife
The Eskdale Valley is renowned for its stunning natural scenery, with views encompassing rivers, fells, and open skies. Bird How’s elevated position offers panoramic vistas that change with the seasons, from lush summer greens to crisp winter whites. The area is rich in wildlife, and guests may encounter native birds and other fauna during their stay. The peaceful ambience and absence of modern distractions make it an excellent spot for nature appreciation and stargazing.Challenges and Accessibility Considerations
Access to Bird How requires navigating a rough farm track, which may be difficult for low-slung or rear-wheel-drive vehicles, especially when fully loaded. Parking is available outside the gate, and guests should be prepared for the cottage’s off-grid nature, including limited mobile reception. This makes Bird How better suited to visitors seeking solitude and a rustic experience rather than those requiring full modern conveniences.Connection to the National Trust and Local Heritage
As a National Trust property, Bird How is part of a broader commitment to preserving the Lake District’s natural and cultural heritage. It features in the Trust’s Wild Escapes travel book, highlighting its status as a special place for those wanting to explore far-reaching corners of the UK. Staying here supports conservation efforts and offers a unique way to engage with the region’s landscape and history.Iconic landmarks you can’t miss
Queen Adelaide's Hill
20.0 km
Discover Queen Adelaide's Hill, a breathtaking viewpoint in the Lake District, offering stunning vistas of Windermere and lush landscapes.
National Trust - Townend
20.2 km
Explore the picturesque Townend, a historic farmhouse and garden in the Lake District, where heritage and nature meet in a beautiful setting.
Windermere and Troutbeck
20.2 km
Historic Lakeland stone cottage with expansive gardens and stunning fells views, nestled at the foot of Troutbeck Valley near Windermere village.
Holehird Gardens
20.5 km
Explore the enchanting Holehird Gardens in the Lake District, a floral paradise offering stunning views and diverse plant collections for all nature lovers.
Blackwell
20.6 km
Experience the elegance of Blackwell, an Arts & Crafts masterpiece with stunning views, rich history, and a serene atmosphere in the Lake District.
Orrest Head Viewpoint
20.9 km
Discover the stunning vistas of Windermere at Orrest Head Viewpoint, a must-visit in the English Lake District for nature enthusiasts and photographers.
Stott Park Bobbin Mill
21.1 km
Explore the historical Stott Park Bobbin Mill in the Lake District, a fascinating heritage site showcasing traditional bobbin-making in a stunning natural setting.
Friars Crag
21.9 km
Explore the natural beauty of Friars Crag, a stunning lakeside attraction in Keswick, perfect for hiking, photography, and peaceful retreats in the Lake District.
National Trust - Fell Foot
22.6 km
Discover the natural beauty of Fell Foot Park, where serene gardens meet breathtaking views of Lake Windermere, perfect for a peaceful escape.
Keswick Methodist Church
23.1 km
Explore the serenity and community spirit at Keswick Methodist Church, a historical landmark in the heart of Keswick, perfect for quiet reflection and local events.
Keswick War Memorial
23.2 km
A solemn Grade II listed monument honoring Keswick’s fallen heroes, set against the tranquil beauty of the Lake District.
Sir John Barrow Monument
23.8 km
Discover the Sir John Barrow Monument: A stunning lookout point with breathtaking views of the Lake District and a rich historical legacy.
Start Of Cumbria Way
23.9 km
Explore the Start of the Cumbria Way, where breathtaking landscapes and serene hiking trails await every adventurer in the heart of Ulverston.
Castlerigg Stone Circle
24.1 km
Explore the ancient Castlerigg Stone Circle in the heart of the Lake District, a historical landmark surrounded by breathtaking landscapes and rich heritage.
Mirehouse & Gardens
27.4 km
Explore Mirehouse & Gardens: A tranquil escape in the Lake District, blending beautiful gardens, rich history, and breathtaking views of nature.
Unmissable attractions to see
Hardknott Roman Fort & Thermae.
1.4 km
Explore one of Britain’s most remote Roman forts perched high in the Lake District with stunning valley views and evocative ruins.
Eskdale
2.1 km
Discover Eskdale, a breathtaking Lake District valley of towering peaks, historic trails, and serene natural beauty in Cumbria, England.
Eskdale Mill
2.9 km
Step back in time at Eskdale Mill, the Lake District’s last working water-powered corn mill with historic machinery and scenic riverside charm.
Stanley Ghyll Waterfall
3.5 km
Discover Stanley Ghyll Waterfall’s breathtaking 60-foot cascade nestled in Eskdale’s lush, fern-filled ravine, a Lake District natural gem.
Scafell Pike
6.2 km
Explore Scafell Pike, the highest peak in England, offering breathtaking views and thrilling hiking opportunities in the heart of the Lake District.
Wasdale Head
7.9 km
Explore England’s highest peaks and deepest lake from the tranquil, rugged heart of Wasdale Head in the Lake District.
Ritson's Force
8.4 km
Discover the tranquil beauty of Ritson's Force, a charming waterfall nestled among England’s highest peaks in the Lake District.
Blea Tarn, Lake District National Park
9.1 km
A serene mountain tarn nestled between Langdale valleys, offering iconic views of the Langdale Pikes and tranquil natural beauty.
National Trust - Steam Yacht Gondola
11.1 km
Step aboard the restored Victorian Steam Yacht Gondola for a scenic and historic cruise on Coniston Water in England’s Lake District.
Lake District National Park
11.2 km
Explore England’s largest national park, where majestic mountains, tranquil lakes, and rich literary heritage create an unforgettable natural and cultural journey.
National Trust - Tarn Hows
12.3 km
Discover Tarn Hows, a serene National Trust tarn with accessible woodland walks and panoramic Lakeland views in the heart of the Lake District.
Colwith Force
12.5 km
Discover the serene multi-tiered waterfall of Colwith Force, a tranquil natural gem nestled in Ambleside’s lush woodland.
Honister Slate Mine
12.6 km
Explore England’s last working slate mine with thrilling adventures and rich heritage amid stunning Lake District landscapes.
Ravenglass Roman Bath House
12.7 km
Explore towering Roman ruins and ancient bathing culture at one of northern Britain’s best-preserved Roman sites in scenic Ravenglass.
Galleny Force Waterfall
13.8 km
Discover the enchanting Galleny Force Waterfall, a tranquil mossy gorge with crystal-clear pools nestled in Borrowdale Valley’s stunning natural landscape.
Essential places to dine
Old Dungeon Ghyll Hotel Great Langdale
9.5 km
A welcoming climbers’ inn with traditional charm, hearty fare, and stunning mountain views in the heart of Great Langdale.
New Dungeon Ghyll - Langdale
10.5 km
Rustic hotel and lively bar nestled in Langdale Valley, perfect for walkers seeking comfort and community in the Lake District.
Stove Restaurant & Bar
12.7 km
Relaxed dining with wood-fired pizzas and seasonal dishes in the heart of the Lake District’s Great Langdale.
Drunken Duck Inn & Barngates Brewery
14.5 km
A charming Lake District inn blending hearty cuisine, on-site brewed ales, and cozy accommodation in a rustic country setting.
The Jumble Room
14.5 km
Vibrant bohemian restaurant in Grasmere serving creative international dishes with local Cumbrian produce in a lively, eclectic setting.
Lucy's on a plate
17.4 km
A vibrant English bistro in Ambleside blending local flavors with eclectic style and a welcoming atmosphere.
Dodds Restaurant
17.4 km
Authentic Italian and modern European cuisine served with warmth in the heart of Ambleside’s scenic Lake District.
The Priest Hole Restaurant
17.4 km
Historic charm meets hearty British cuisine in the heart of Ambleside, with locally sourced dishes and a welcoming atmosphere.
The Old Stamp House Restaurant
17.4 km
Experience a Michelin-starred culinary journey through Cumbria’s rich heritage in the historic heart of Ambleside.
Lake Road Kitchen
17.4 km
An intimate Michelin-starred restaurant in Ambleside blending Nordic flair with Lake District’s finest local produce.
The Samling Hotel
17.9 km
Exclusive boutique hotel perched above Lake Windermere, blending Michelin-star dining, elegant suites, and breathtaking panoramic views.
Blue Smoke on the Bay
18.0 km
Experience exquisite wood-fired cuisine with stunning Lake Windermere views at Blue Smoke on the Bay, Low Wood Bay's stylish lakeside restaurant.
Windermere Restaurant (The W)
18.1 km
Seasonal British and continental cuisine with stunning panoramic views over Lake Windermere at Low Wood Bay Resort & Spa.
The Gaddum
18.4 km
Elegant dining and refined afternoon tea in a historic Arts and Crafts setting overlooking Brockhole's gardens on Windermere.
Boardwalk Bar and Grill
19.8 km
Relax by Lake Windermere with delicious grilled dishes and panoramic views at Boardwalk Bar and Grill, Bowness-on-Windermere’s lakeside favorite.
Markets, malls and hidden boutiques
Tesco Express
20.2 km
Your convenient, friendly supermarket stop in Bowness-on-Windermere, open daily with fresh local produce and essentials for every visit.
Mountain Warehouse
20.2 km
Your go-to outdoor clothing and equipment store in Bowness, offering quality gear for all your Lake District adventures.
Love the Lakes Bowness
20.2 km
Locally crafted gifts celebrating the spirit and beauty of England's Lake District.
World of Beatrix Potter Attraction Shop
20.3 km
Discover gifts and memorabilia inspired by Beatrix Potter's beloved characters in the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
Herdy Bowness
20.3 km
Whimsical Lake District gifts celebrating the beloved Herdwick sheep with quality, character, and charm.
Lonsdale Galleries
20.3 km
Discover unique Lake District gifts and local crafts in a spacious, welcoming gallery at the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
The Original Man Shop
20.3 km
A distinctive men's gift and fashion boutique offering style and charm in the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
LAKELAND Leather
20.3 km
Discover handcrafted leather elegance and timeless style at Lakeland Leather in Bowness-on-Windermere, where tradition meets the Lake District spirit.
Pretty Things
20.3 km
Discover stylish ladies' fashion and warm hospitality at Pretty Things, a charming boutique in the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
Forget Me Not
20.9 km
Discover unique gifts and local treasures at Forget Me Not, Windermere’s charming boutique in the heart of the Lake District.
Booths, Windermere
21.0 km
Explore Booths Windermere: a premier supermarket and café blending local flavors, quality produce, and community spirit in a historic setting.
CONQUER Trading Post
23.0 km
Discover authentic Lake District spirit through unique patches, crafts, and gifts at Keswick’s vibrant Conquer Trading Post.
Love the Lakes Keswick
23.1 km
Discover unique Lake District gifts and local crafts in the heart of Keswick’s charming market town.
Alternative
23.1 km
Discover original gifts and Lake District treasures at Alternative, Keswick’s beloved family-run gift and interiors shop.
Peter Rabbit & Friends Ltd
23.1 km
Step into a storybook world at Peter Rabbit & Friends Ltd, Keswick’s enchanting toy shop and café inspired by Beatrix Potter’s beloved characters.
Essential bars & hidden hideouts
Ritson's Bar (Wasdale Head Inn)
7.9 km
Historic mountain pub at the foot of England’s highest peak, offering real ales, hearty food, and stunning Lake District views.
Wainwrights' Inn
12.4 km
A traditional Lakeland pub in Chapel Stile offering hearty local fare, fine ales, and a warm welcome near the Langdale Estate.
The Talbot Bar
14.0 km
Cozy Lakeland pub with hearty traditional fare, local ales, and a warm, dog-friendly atmosphere near Ambleside.
The Lily Bar
17.4 km
Ambleside’s independent bar blending rustic charm, local ales, live music, and quality dining in the heart of the Lake District.
The Vault
17.5 km
Historic charm meets fresh cocktails and tapas in Ambleside’s vibrant social hub, The Vault.
Lake District Cocktail Co.
18.9 km
Experience the art of cocktail crafting in the stunning Lake District with Lake District Cocktail Co., a mobile catering service that brings the bar to you.
Boaters Bar
19.8 km
Lake District’s premier lakeside bar offering craft beers, live entertainment, family fun, and stunning views over Lake Windermere.
Quayside Bowness
19.8 km
Lakeside bar and kitchen with stunning views, live sports, and vibrant nightlife across three lively floors in Bowness-on-Windermere.
The Lake View Bowness
19.9 km
A welcoming lakeside pub in Bowness-on-Windermere offering stunning views, hearty fare, and classic English charm.
The Easy Breeze
20.1 km
A vibrant bar and restaurant blending Lakeland charm, live music, and flavorful street food in the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
Hole in t' Wall
20.1 km
Historic Lakeland pub offering hearty food, cask ales, and a cozy atmosphere in the heart of Bowness-on-Windermere.
The Boathouse | Bar & Restaurant
20.1 km
Stylish gastropub at Windermere Marina Village with scenic lake views, fresh seasonal menus, and a vibrant yet relaxed atmosphere.
Lago
20.2 km
Lago is a lively bar in Bowness-on-Windermere known for its quality cocktails, sharing platters, and welcoming atmosphere near the heart of the Lake District.
Village Inn Bowness-On-Windermere
20.2 km
A welcoming traditional pub in Bowness-on-Windermere offering local ales, hearty British fare, live sports, and a spacious beer garden.
The Albert
20.2 km
A lively, traditional pub in Bowness-on-Windermere offering local ales, hearty food, and a warm, welcoming atmosphere year-round.
Nightclubs & after hour spots
Wheelhouse Nightclub
19.8 km
Experience vibrant weekend nightlife with dynamic music, drinks, and dancing at Wheelhouse Nightclub in scenic Bowness-on-Windermere.
Windermere Social Club
20.8 km
A friendly and versatile social club in Windermere offering games, sports viewing, and community events in a welcoming atmosphere.
The Lounge C9
31.7 km
Experience Barrow-in-Furness’ vibrant nightlife at The Lounge C9, where music, drinks, and community come alive every weekend.
Manhattans Nightclub
31.7 km
Barrow-in-Furness’s top nightclub for themed parties, DJ nights, and vibrant late-night entertainment on Cavendish Street.
Hollywood Nightclub
31.8 km
Experience the vibrant late-night pulse of Barrow-in-Furness at Hollywood Nightclub, where music and dance light up Cavendish Street.
The loose moose
42.4 km
A lively and welcoming nightclub in Penrith offering cocktails, music, and community spirit in the heart of Cumbria’s Eden District.
secret bridge
54.2 km
Experience vibrant nightlife and lively music at Secret Bridge, Milburn’s premier nightclub near Penrith in the scenic Eden District.
Secret Carlisle
57.9 km
Experience energetic nights and vibrant music at Secret Carlisle, the city centre nightclub where Carlisle’s historic charm meets modern nightlife.
Club Britannia
58.1 km
A vibrant social club in Carlisle offering live music, friendly vibes, and affordable drinks in a smart, welcoming setting.
Carlisle R A O B Club
58.3 km
Historic social club in Carlisle offering lively events and a welcoming atmosphere rooted in the Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes tradition.
Black Box Music Institute
58.3 km
An intimate old-style nightclub and cultural hub in Carlisle offering live music, festivals, and art exhibitions in a vibrant setting.
The Moorcock Inn
59.7 km
Discover the charm of The Moorcock Inn in Sedbergh, where cozy accommodations meet delicious local cuisine amidst breathtaking Yorkshire Dales views.
Peek A Booze
65.1 km
Experience the vibrant nightlife at Peek A Booze, Blackpool's lively bar offering a diverse atmosphere and affordable drinks for all.
Funny Girls
65.3 km
Discover the magic of Blackpool's Funny Girls, where dazzling performances meet delightful dining in an unforgettable night out.
Sanuk Nightclub
65.3 km
Experience Blackpool’s vibrant nightlife at Sanuk Nightclub, a premier venue with six rooms and a lively house music scene on the iconic promenade.
For the vibe & atmosphere seeker
- Relaxing
- Tranquil
- Scenic
- Unique
- Casual
For the design and aesthetic lover
- Rustic Designs
For the architecture buff
- Historic
- Landmarks
- Parks & Gardens
For the view chaser and sunset hunter
- Iconic Views
- Panoramas
- Sunset Spots
- Stargazing
For the social media creator & influencer
- Instagrammable
- Photo Spots
- Selfie Spots
For the eco-conscious traveler
- Eco-Friendly
- Low Impact
- Leave-No-Trace Critical
- Locally Managed
For the kind of experience you’re after
- Nature Escape
- Cultural Heritage
- Adventure Photo Shoot
- Weekend Getaway
- Day Trip
For how adventurous you want the journey to be
- Easy Access
Location Audience
- Family Friendly
- Senior Friendly
- Child Friendly
- Teen Friendly
- Solo Friendly
- Couple Friendly
- Vegetarian Friendly
- Vegan Friendly
